random facebook grupper i brist på nåt att skriva
*texting in class*
Teacher: OI YOU! ARE YOU TEXTING IN CLASS AGAIN?!
Student: no..I just randomly look down at my dick and start smiling.
Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.
*in nightclub*
Guy: How much does a polar bear weigh?
Girl: I don't know, how much?
Guy: Enough to break the ice. Hi I'm Steve.
i can be your facebook stalker,
i can click away the pain,
i'll be on your wall forever,
you cant take my mouse away
ask me if im a giraffe
no
ask me if im a giraffe!
no
ASK ME IF IM A F*CKING GIRAFFE!!
fine! are you a giraffe
yes.
oh, ok then...
Dad : Son i think its time we had the talk.
Son : Dad i already know all about sex
Dad : Fuck no i was gonna talk about prestiging on cod?
Son : ...........Go on
Marc Anthony – Aguanile
avslutar inlägget med salsa, för att denna helg har varit så jävla åsom! förvånad att rumpan sitter kvar så som jag har dansat! AGUANIIILE!
