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Today, I turned up for a job interview and was asked by the receptionist to sign in using the monitor. After a few failed attempts at pressing the log in button, I gave up and asked for help. It wasn't actually a touch screen. The interview was for an IT job. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML
Today, I woke up to moaning sounds coming from the spare bedroom. Apparently, the night before, I drunkenly told my fiancé he could have sex just once with anyone he liked before our wedding day. FML
Today, I turned up for a job interview and was asked by the receptionist to sign in using the monitor. After a few failed attempts at pressing the log in button, I gave up and asked for help. It wasn't actually a touch screen. The interview was for an IT job. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML
Today, I woke up to moaning sounds coming from the spare bedroom. Apparently, the night before, I drunkenly told my fiancé he could have sex just once with anyone he liked before our wedding day. FML
Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML
Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML
and so on, tyckte det var kul. hehe.
//Elin
Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML
and so on, tyckte det var kul. hehe.
//Elin
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